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Edward Pringles Hands

Pringles will inevitably become 40 oz cans to keep up with an increasingly heavy American public. When this packaging scheme becomes established the fattening game of Edward Pringle Hands will be born. Each participant will have a single 40 oz can of Pringles in each hand, secured with duct tape. The participants must then finish each can of Pringles before removing the tape. Obviously water during the competition is out of the question. Sprite only may be used as a source of moisture.
"Dude, we just got ten of the new Pringles 40's. Lets play Edward Pringles Hands. I call Sour Cream & Onion!" - Future College Sophomore
by imnotbusyatall January 14, 2011
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hunkie hand grenades

cabbage stuffed with meat, rice, and herbs and spices
by tonnnnnykitttttyannnnna May 16, 2011
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Second Hand Interest

When you do something or buy something you normally wouldn't just because your current friends own or enjoy doing it.
Ever since I moved here I can't stop buying guns. Billy Bob takes me hunting every week, so I end up going to gun shows and the like.

Sounds like you've picked up a second hand interest.
by Jordan P March 8, 2008
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Edward Ghetto Hands

Similar to Edward 40 Hands, except you use a 40 of Colt 45 and a fifth of Alize.
Me and my homeboy are gonna throw on some 2 Pac and have a thugged out Edward Ghetto Hands night!!!
by Cold Ass Honky Nigga April 13, 2013
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Second Hand Period

Similar to second hand smoke, if you are around a women too long when she is on her period, the effects may start to wear on you as well. Common symptoms include headaches, cramps, or the uncontrollable urge to smack 'a bitch. The best way to deal with a Second Hand Period is to avoid the demon at all costs until she returns back into her dormant state.
"Oh man, last night I was hangin' out with my girl, and she wouldn't stop nagging me. It got so bad I had to step outside for a minute before I got a headache."

"Sounds like a Second Hand Period..."

"A, what?"

"Second Hand Period, you've never heard of it? It's when your girl's on her period and her lady parts start sending out radars that interfere with your neurotransmitters."

"Damn, so that's what it is...."

"Ya bro, scary shit..."
by GnarGnar47 May 16, 2013
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with his dick in hand

Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.
He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.
by Limpy1732 October 25, 2017
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rusty hand job

Fist your partners asshole then reach around and give them a hand job.
I totally gave Jimmy a rusty hand job for his birthday after he took a dump.
by Ball Lord October 6, 2016
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