Half-Gander

The offspring of a parent born in Michigan (Michigander) and a parent born anywhere else.

"Adrienne and Nate had a boy named Charlie. Nate's an Oregonian, and Adrienne is a Michigander. That makes Charlie an Oregander."

"No, no Charlie isn't a cooking spice, he's a Half-Gander."

by PixelDust4 October 1, 2025

Loaf and a Half

A loaf and a half means 150 dollars, half a loaf is 50 and a loaf is 100 dollars.

Buyer: "Aye man you have any weed for sale?"
Dealer: "I have half an ounce, but it will cost you a loaf and a half."
Buyer: "Alright that sounds good."

by Highest Flyer April 19, 2015

Half a Hole

It’s exactly what it sounds like. Half a Hole

Jim just dug half a hole

by anonymous September 6, 2023

half-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's child.

My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

I can't understand flim half the time

a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,

Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia

I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.

by Mineowedwus August 12, 2022

half half whole

A sexual act in which the man only gives half his max length strokes until eventually giving a full length stroke

Damn I can't believe you gave Jenny the half half whole

You know it bro

by Terminus February 9, 2023

2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.

Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup

by ballslmbao August 13, 2024