Dick Beers

Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.

Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard

Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"

"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"

Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"

"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"

by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020

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Dick washed

One level past dickmitzed. You lost every thing for that good dick. Your life was dick washed.

1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed

2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.

by Im 5280 Tiny August 1, 2020

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Dick Move

A move that can only be preformed my a fucking DICKHEAD

oh where is Cooper?! HE LEFT ME AND MY FRIEND ohh fucking dick move Cooper, you bitch

by Random Words Blah Blah August 3, 2020

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Gamer dick

When you have been gaming for so long and haven’t showered so your dick gets covered in a layer of grease preventing you from jerking off since you can’t get a grip

Bro after that WOW session I got gamer dick

by Gamer dick October 17, 2020

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pisces dick

There are no word for a pisces dick, because when it's in my mouth, it's so big i can't speak. If yourself or your partner are a pisces and possess a penis, consider yourself incredibly blessed. Not only is it meters long, but the person who it belongs to knows how to use it and knows how to use it good.

Damn, they're a pisces? I know they got that elephant-sized pisces dick.

by gorlwithapiscesboyfriend June 7, 2022

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