Dick punch December

Starting December 1st you punch one dick, the 2nd two dicks and so on ,untill you reach December 30 which would be 30 dicks punches that day.

Hide yo cocks it's dick punch December !

by Bloodymary&me November 6, 2018

Destroy Dick December

The highly coveted holiday that comes after No Nut November. Throughout the month of December, men will beat their meat everyday until the end of the month(Assuming they didn't beat it all of No nut November). A common tradition in Destroy Dick December is to beat your meat however many days of Christmas it is.

Man, No Nut November was pretty frustrating. Good thing Destroy Dick December is right around the corner.

by Substance Abuse Services December 6, 2017

5 december

✨sinterklaas✨

its 5 december sinterklaas is going to give us presents

by uglywh0re__ December 5, 2020

dick destroy december

You must nut the amount of times as the day it is, every day in December. Only the hardcore can achieve.

Nah fam I don’t do no shave november, I do dick destroy December.

by Dick destroy Dan November 14, 2017

Dick Down December

Following “No Nut November”, Single men smash as many females as they wish in the month of December.

Guy 1: Bro, it’s finally December! You know what that means?
Guy 2: Christmas presents?
Guy 1: That and it’s also Dick Down December!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I’m ready for it! I’ve been waiting for No Nut November to end!

by KingTau November 8, 2018

22nd December

Ayesha’s birthday!

Hey its 22nd December everyone,
its AYESHA’S DAY

by nochuuucomethruuu October 15, 2019

Don't Die December

Don't Die December is No Nut November but for emo kids

Emo kid 1: I want to fucking die
Emo kid 2: But it's Don't die December dude, wait until January
Emo kid 1: What the hell is that
Emo kids 2: it's kinda like No Nut November, we can't do something during that month
Emo kid 1: So Don't Die December is No Nut November but for emo kids?
Emo kid 2: Yeah
Emo kid 1: Looks like I'm about to fail on the first day

by DingDong1000 November 9, 2019