cheeze boner

When you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good you get a boner 😩

Wow, this cheeze feels so good I think I might have a cheeze boner!!!!

by d1rty...s0cks April 03, 2021

Lubey Boner

A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant

He received a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl

by MonsterGagz March 08, 2011

boner bungiee

<1>: When you hide your erect penis by pointing it upwards with the waistband of your boxers.

dude...i saw a hot girl and i had to boner bungiee through town.

by Kuzuraki June 06, 2016

boner baseball

The sport of baseball but instead of a baseball bat the erect penis is used. Those with larger boners are more likely to get make bases. No pun intended.

"Anyone wanna play boner baseball?"
"Sure!"

by TheBigChihuahua March 15, 2018

lifetime boner

A really hot chick that you've always wanted to bone but you know you'll never be able to

Dude.. Jan is so hot.. She's totally my lifetime boner

No matter how serious your relationship may be, you'll always have a lifetime boner.. Whether or not you admit it

by CCCADA February 21, 2014

Boner Petit

Boner Petit is a term that some music stans refer to Katy Perry's song Bon Appetite as mockingly.

Boner Petit is such a shitty song, Look What You Made Me Do Outsold.

by Spideyrule April 18, 2018

period boner

(Noun): Something or someone that is unpleasant to all the senses.

(Noun): Slang for exclamation mark.

"Dude, stop being such a period boner."
"You seriously look like such a period boner right now."

"You can simply add a period boner to the end of any sentence to imply emphasis or intensified volume."

by The Idea Machine July 17, 2014