The Birchall Method

Placing a pillow underneath a woman's lower back during missionary sex.

The Birchall Method- Conducted by a member of the Birchall family during missionary sex

by B Method January 8, 2026

Office Big Bertha

this is the guy that only steps up to the plate when there's little to no risk, nothing on the line and he can just swign away ... typically you'll see him make the call on one of those "win-win" situations.

Jackson: No surprise there, Michelle making the call to go with the Weaver contract... the Norwood contract would have put us all out of business in a week.
Murphy: Well, she is the office big bertha!

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

On that Birch

To panic obsessively for no damn reason.

Hey man, why you on that birch
Dude, I dont know why, but im on that birch

by UncleSeth December 14, 2016

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

Tony and Bertha

A couple that has been together so long it makes no sense for them to split up even though they argue all the time and their kids are more responsible then they are.

At a party the other night and an 18 year old kid walks in and starts yelling at his parents because they stole the keys to his car. He asked the parents why and he said I know why because both of your vehicles have a breathalyzer test hooked to the ignition, they pulled a real Tony and Bertha.

by RNKMXN February 2, 2020

Joseph Morgan Berthels

Someone who decides its a good idea to put their name on urban dictionary

Joseph Morgan Berthels : I'm going to put my name on Urban Dictionary
Everyone : Nooo bad idea
Joseph Morgan Berthels : Haha urban dictionary go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by YIKES SCOOB THIS SOME GOOD LSD October 5, 2020

property_of_bertholdt

A beautiful and amazing person. He makes great content and has a very cute face. :3
I love him. <3

I want to spend the rest of my life with property_of_bertholdt.

by Fr0ggz June 30, 2021