Assholely

The act of being a total dick to another person.

You are behaving assholely to me and I would appreciate it if you went to hell.

by Gun Safety Dwight November 12, 2019

true assholes

just some fine ugly womans thats a piece of shit!

YOU TRUE ASSHOLES YOU UGLY PIECE OF SHIT

by bensoofydude April 12, 2021

sneaky asshole

Fuckboys.

The sneaky asshole was flirting other females while in a relationship & even deletes text messages so he doesn't get caught .

by Sneaky asshole , sneaky scum March 20, 2017

brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

by A jewish ostrich May 31, 2011

asshole weed

when an inmate shoved weed up their up their anus into their rectum so it doesn’t come out for their cough test

hey guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out, i’m amazed! i don’t even know where the lighter went!

by crustydiscarge69 February 05, 2021

asshole stamp

When two men are gay and one of them sticks there balls in another’s asshole.

I went to Disney land and one of the workers asked me to asshole stamp his buddy who was making him horny. The guy that asked me didn’t have balls so he couldn’t do it himself.

by Nolanparrish220 January 22, 2018

asshole Sharpe

Expected assholishness over standard deviation of assholishness. Higher asshole Sharpe indicates a better, more consistent, more reliable, asshole.

Did you talk to Patrick? He's never not an asshole. His asshole Sharpe is off the charts.

by PipAndBipsy February 19, 2014