assholishnesstationship

A friendship/relationship where you are total assholes to each other but its ok because you are bae 's.

Girl #1: You and bae are so mean to each other!
Girl #2: Yeah. We are in an assholishnesstationship.

by haileyj0rdan March 11, 2014

assholious maximus

Leader of all assholes

That guy must have been democratically elected the assholious maximus

by Wads and willis February 5, 2015

Asshoke

A person who is by nature an asshole, who compounds their assholiness with posturing obnoxious ‘woke’ bullshit.

That Tony is such an asshoke since he joined that ECO protest group.

by Ssgt Sparks 120V/AC October 19, 2019

The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost

The kind of God that is in support of slavery, misogyny, genocide and various other things that turn people off religion.

"Go ye therefore, and pillage all nations, bastardizing them in the

name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)

by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019

Assholeianisim

1. to be such an asshole its amazing

2. a way of life

their lives are assholeianisim personified

by DpcxAlphaMale August 20, 2009

You have two assholes

An expression that came about in Springfield, Illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, "You have two assholes!"

This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.

Kid 1: You suck at Halo 3.
Kid 2: Well, you have two assholes!

by The Crazy June 25, 2009

assholia

The condition when someone has become a true asshole.

That guy has a case of assholia

by Jack Fuller July 19, 2006