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assholesaurus 

A person who has their head up their ass and is ignorant
Those assholesaurus are near my window again talking shit from their ass

Assholery 

The act of being someone who unironically likes Creep by Radiohead.
Also defined as the action of manipulating and gaslighting minors who you have or have had romantic feelings towards as an adult.
Vince committed assholery against some of the best people I know.

master of assholery 

The honor you received when you reached the pinochle of assholery

assholishnesstationship 

A friendship/relationship where you are total assholes to each other but its ok because you are bae 's.
Girl #1: You and bae are so mean to each other!
Girl #2: Yeah. We are in an assholishnesstationship.

assholious maximus

That guy must have been democratically elected the assholious maximus
A person who is by nature an asshole, who compounds their assholiness with posturing obnoxious ‘wokebullshit.
That Tony is such an asshoke since he joined that ECO protest group.
Asshoke by Ssgt Sparks 120V/AC October 19, 2019