Tom

A young foreign boy who is diabetic and sucks on his own genders genitals. He is praised by the homosexuals as the "gay lord". He is also an IRA member with tublord Oisin Cummins

You're such a Tom (Translation) You're such a gaylord

by Mr.MK October 14, 2019

Tom

A person who really annoys you in maths and seal and he calls you a nonce snd never gives you back your pen he borrowed off you

“Tom please stop”

by Noncey Ked February 7, 2019

Tom

A sophisticated person from Brit land who thinks both the left and the right are lunatics is better at bloodstrike than rage

Today I saw a Tom

by To. November 28, 2024

Tom

She likes your mom
Her penis is like this big | |

Omg, Tom just passed by, look at her GIGANTIC penis!

by bestdickinthegalaxy November 23, 2021

Tom

Tom is the most amazing person you could ever meet, he’s nice, smart, funny and caring, he will bring joy to your life just by talking to you. He loves marvel! He is cute and charming and he is literally the best friend you’ll ever have. When he loves you he will make you feel loved in the best way possible. Tom is my best friend! And knowing him is the best thing that ever happened to me! :)

Why are you smiling like that?
Tom just talked to me!

by Leothehottie March 19, 2022

Tom Boner

You jurk off to' @cstoner0' or known as tom.stoner voice

I had a tom boner so I jerked it off all night

by anonymous February 17, 2025

tom brian

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.

they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago

wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian

by tom brian February 6, 2017