The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
Get the Mr. Steal Yo Mealmug. by Ronald Sikness November 7, 2007
Get the fp yomug. National Post Yo Own Nudes Day is a day dedicated to exposing yourself and showing that you don't care, since people are so gullable, this day is also raising awareness for the freedom of nudity.
Pop A Tiddy, Pop Ya Pussy ,Pop Ya Ass
Post The Nudes In The Bush, Town Or Bath.
National Post Yo Own Nudes Day.😎
Post The Nudes In The Bush, Town Or Bath.
National Post Yo Own Nudes Day.😎
by HeWhoopTooHard August 14, 2019
Get the National Post Yo Own Nudes Day.mug. yo momma so fat when she wore a rain coat I thought she was the sun.
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
by Ovadia January 20, 2019
Get the yo mommamug. by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Yo Tengo Que vAñAME<.7.9.7.6.>mug. It his always his birthday. If you have a friend named Junsei, you are legally allowed to sing happy birthday as much as you want in November 7&8
by Master chapstick November 7, 2019
Get the Yo Boi Junsei’s birthdaymug. A slimy, viscous string of nose cheese, the consistency of craft glue or thick maple syrup, that has a pleasantly elastic quality to it, allowing you to bounce it up and down from the end of your finger like a yo-yo. Best experienced only with close friends and family, not suitable for parties or somber gatherings.
by Charlie77 October 11, 2018
Get the Snot Yo-yomug.