The sexiest beast known to the universe. Masi has a dick that can expand to the outer reaches of our solar system. He's strong, smart, talented, hot, sexy, and secretly the coolest guy ever. If you meet a Masi you will cum instantaneously from the energy radiating from his inner core.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!