A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.
Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money
Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.
Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.
Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021
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Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
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by AguythatknowsJacob September 19, 2019
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Jacob:...
you: ....and I oop
you: ....and I oop
by Sadgirl12223 June 21, 2019
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by Meateater20 June 12, 2022
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Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it
by Eventually.it.goes 69420 February 26, 2022
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Hey bro, have you seen Jacob lately?
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
by Calguy January 1, 2022
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