legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.
CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?
by a18n October 10, 2020
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10 legged table

10 legged table refers to when one person is bent forward providing felatio to another person, while being penetrated from behind by additional person, and while simultaneously stimulating two other people with their hands. Five people total are involved in a "10 legged table", the one providing services, and the four receiving.
Dan was satisfied, but sore, following the 10 legged table he performed with the four college basketball players.
by blackhawk45lc October 23, 2023
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Donald Duck Legs

Legs attached to an amazingly beautiful human. Donald Duck Legs are typicly seen as the most desirable, visually pleasing legs and are a very rare occurance in women and men all over the world
-Hey have you seen Jessica's recent instagram post?
-Yeah, she got the Donald Duck Legs
-Yeah man, she's so hot
by Andrew Verysmartman February 25, 2022
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five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.
Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool
by brasswings April 03, 2015
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Extra Leg

Yo small pener pecker/ yo dick
Person 1: She wanna have my extra leg😈
Person 2: Oh worddd I see you my guy
by Brentyyrub August 12, 2023
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Greggs on legs

A plump bitch called jo Gale that has whopper thighs😂
Greggs on legs walked into assembly late.
by TwoBridges School September 22, 2017
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Leg Whipper

A human, or group of humans, characterized by groteseque obesity, (so intense that thier skeletal system can barely withstand the onslaught of the calorie induced burden known as fat) who walk by whipping thier legs in short jerky motions, like a penquin or leg amputee.

Plural: Leg Whippers.
Man, i just saw a huge leg whipper at Harvey's the other day.

Karter had better watch out, if he keeps on playing runescape and COD all day his destiny is to be a Leg Whipper
by Suddie Fats September 03, 2010
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