Eggs Benedict Arnold

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Betrayal is a dish best served poached with a toasted English Muffin, ham, and hollandaise sauce... Extra "creamy". Hollan-deez nuts, if you will.

Scotty doesn't know that I am stealing his Fiona. She's going extra and making him Eggs Benedict Arnold for breakfast... with my help.

by Winters Scoop December 4, 2023

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Egg

An egg, reference to the hooman. From the scheme called Lé Fudstone a rough type of life or death part of Kilbirnie. An egg is typically useless with no common knowledge or common sense, helpless and at least 5 pounds overweight.

She’s such an egg.

by Beino November 19, 2018

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Boiled Egg

Nectar of the gods

Man I love boiled eggs. If you don't like them you are a punk.

by C4cat March 6, 2019

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making egg salad

A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.

Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.

by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015

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Queefster egg

When you queef so hard you spontaneously ovulate.

God damn, her stand up routine gave me a queefster egg. Next time we go, I’m gonna have to wear a tampon.

I queefster egged my pants when I realized Joanna & Chip were beards.

by Mouthshart88 February 4, 2018

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Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm

That Russian egg video made by Miroshka TV that has nearly 5 BILLION views.

“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”

“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”

“AW HELL NAW”

“What’s wrong with that?”

“Who are you and what planet are you from”

by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023

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