Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019

Sam

Sam is a beautiful human being. He has one of the biggest 9 incher you have ever seen.

He is a sexy beast who reels in all the ladies. He lasts 30 minutes. And will for sure please you all over

Are you OK?! you like like you've been Samed pretty hard

by sexiestbakaruffruff June 22, 2022

Sam

Not really special just a person.
Has no clue what to do at all.
Pretty standard person.

person 1: "oh hi sam."
Sam: "hey."
person 1: "what's up?"
Sam: "i don't know really."

by lilboibabby September 4, 2018

Sam collins

It’s all about the mets baby cmon baby get a home run baby love the mets baby love the mets

Mets Sam Collins mets

by Phil Collins & Sons November 4, 2021

Sam Fallacy

The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.

"He said it like it was normal—classic Sam Fallacy vibes."

by Rusty767 January 1, 2025

Sam LaPorta potty

The new brand of porta potties, started in Detroit, Michigan

The Lions training facility's toilets are under repair, so the Lions unfortunately have to use a Sam LaPorta potty.

by Clubboy November 23, 2023

Sam

This guy is really autistic but he has a massive penis. He loves a bit of supercoach and maccas sweet n sour sauce. Pretty bad at basketball but its ok because everyone loves him.

See that guy over there?
Ye, what about him?
That's Sam, he has a massive penis

by SMALLCOCKBIGDREAMS November 22, 2022