Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane

Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.

Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.

by udson82 June 14, 2022

tree trott

a European person who does controversial things on the internet.

Hey, did you see that new Tiktoker? He's such a tree trott.

by smthboutyou August 22, 2024

banjo trees

An uncommon name for marijuana

Can be paired with other words to express an action. Such as :
strumming = smoking

Person 1: I'm just strumming the ol' banjo trees
Person 2: you mean smoking pot?
Person 1: hell yeah

by CLoyurnrttehss March 24, 2019

Swinging the tree

When you're cumming and you swing your penis side to side slapping your thighs spraying cum everywhere.

As I was jacking off my boyfriend and he pulls his penis out of my hand and he started swinging the tree all over me.

by Diamond Dann October 8, 2022

Tree-huggery

Adj. The state of being a tree-hugger.

The city decided to tax the driveways, but it was unpopular.
Do you think they'll try to tax the trees next?
No. They're too tree-huggery.

by Billhelm24 May 11, 2014

Fool-Dal-Tree

Silly or strange

This shit fool-dal-tree
That’s fool-dal-tree
Wow that’s a lot of fool-dal-tree stuff

by Whdnfuene December 13, 2018