Canadian Mud Puddle

When you’re banging a girl doggystyle and just before you cum you pull out and finish by vigorously jerking off with a hockey glove lubed up with Maple Syrup right on her brown eye. You then repeatedly slap the head of your penis on her brown eye making it splash. You want the same effect as jumping in a puddle of water.

During our lunch break I took Nancy out to the car and was getting it in. She wouldn’t stop complaining that we were gonna be late to punch back in. So I gave her a Canadian Mud Puddle and left her there to clean up so I could go back to work.

by Artie J Saves December 5, 2025

Mud Yankee

Someone claiming to be from the south, but is from a state above the Mason Dixon line. Typically drives a lifted Silveraido. Not usually seen in any woods or southern states.

Yur not from the south boy you aint never crossed the Mason Dixon line. Yur just a Mud Yankee.

by Secir December 8, 2025

Pinch Mud

Defication. Pooping. Bowl movement.

Welp... Taco bell hit, time to the bathroom and pinch mud.

by Stealth4002 December 23, 2025

Knows his way around a mud pie

A term used to describe a man who is genuinely "country" and hardworking. It signifies that he isn't afraid to get his hands dirty, is capable of handling manual labor, and has the grit required for rural life.

"Don't worry about the truck breaking down out here; Jackson's with us, and he knows his way around a mud pie. He'll have us moving in ten minutes."

by Sarcophagus December 25, 2025

Mud Flap

The unholy act of dragging ass to vag without a rinse, where leftover poop gets squeegeed off by the pussy lips — now playing the noble role of mud flaps. Often followed by a smell, regret, and the kind of silence that ends relationships — or breakfast plans.

Tony (opening the door):
“Dean, are you and Lisa balls-deep in a mud flap right now???”

Dean:
“Too late — the lips already wiped it clean but now I’m fighting this raging inferno her crotch ignited on my dick.”

by BucketBear December 25, 2025