T-Spawn-Toni

A German CS:GO-related term referring to a player that spends the majority of the round at the T-Spawn on de_dust2 with an AWP. Most of the time it is a player of Turkish or Russian origin that desperately hopes for a kill while letting his entire team die. 90% of the time it results in the respective player getting kicked by his teammates (deservedly).
Dimitri ist so ein T-Spawn-Toni
by Jonathan E. May 01, 2021
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T-Shirt Paradox

A paradox created when a girl wears a tight shirt to create an illusion of bigger breasts. Tighter the shirt, the bigger the breasts look. Essentially achieves the same effects of a push-up bra but different in a sense of novelty. Push-up bras are fucking noticeable but the tight shirt reaveals the actual size of their breasts.

For example, a girl who is a B-Cup might look like a C-Cup due to the T-Shirt Paradox. However, the paradox doesn't apply to A-Cups. No matter how tight the shirt is, their breasts still look like an A-Cup.
Daquan: "Yo Suzie's titties are bigger than usual today!"

Harold: "It's called the fucking T-shirt Paradox. It just makes her titties look bigger! don't fall for it you dumb shit!"
by pandaque April 24, 2015
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roadkill t-shirts

Same as noisebot and other tshirt companies. Complete bs.
Those roadkill t-shirts look like shit.
by herp-derpington July 17, 2011
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T rex tits

A physical condition most commonly affecting females of short stature and large bust size. The combination of short arms and enormous breasts leads to the woman's inability to pick up objects without knocking them over with her breasts. So named for similarity to a T rex's inability to beat itself off due to short arms. Condition is exacerbated through alcohol consumption and is most noticeable when beer bottles are knocked over.
Did you see that bizzle at the bar last night spilling everything, she had T rex tits and kept falling over!
by Pinkel October 10, 2005
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t-funkshun

The art of putting on a party with a friendly crowd, super dooper residents and an amazing music policy.
Going down to T-Funk and getting your swerve on.
by billy bonkers March 02, 2005
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triple T

To The Toilet
a word used when you don't have enough time to say the full un abreiviated version or you'll soil yourself
im just goin' triple T
by cai3i3age October 06, 2005
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T$D

T$D...Triple $ Delinquents, also known as the baddest crew in seattle. Run by Crook and Criminal and their posse of delinquents. They bang bitches, sell drugs, and fuck with thugs. If anyone whose anybody you know who they are.
Did you see T$D beat that migits ass yesterday? They sent her to the hospital.
by BoSoFly March 26, 2008
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