Rusty Elmo

A rusty elmo is the act of smearing shit on a girl prolapsed anus and then fisting her, much like a puppet

“Hey man i heard you got into some crazy shit with that girl from the bar”

“Yeah she asked me to give her the rusty elmo”

by amunit July 8, 2022

rusty wood

When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots

Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...

by Life according to Beau April 25, 2021

The Rusty Nail

A sexual position where a man uses a strap on and his on tool to have both vaginal and anal sex at the same time.

After a few margaritas, she was ready to let me give her the rusty nail!

by Dr_brisket June 8, 2023

Rusty Sanchez

Verb. The act of Intercourse in which the male penetrates the ass with two fingers and then reaches forward and hooks one in the female's mouth, and one across the base of the nostrils. Mix of the Rusty Fishhook and the Dirty Sanchez, for those who collect sex moves like shotglasses.

Dude I couldn't decide so I used the Rusty Sanchez instead.

by Bruce the Masseuse June 2, 2017

Rusty horseshoe

The sexual act of using a foot to perform intercourse with a woman's vagina while she is menstruating.

She was raggin', so I gave her a rusty horseshoe.

by Living_dead_gurrrl July 6, 2017

Rusty doorknob

A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".

1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum

Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"

by jjoohhnnyypp July 21, 2017

rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017