Rusty Urkel

A Rusty Urkel is when you break wind in your love's face during oral sex and immediately put your finger to your lips, roll your eyes, and dramatically say, "Did I do that," in your best Steve Urkel voice!

Bill: How did you get pinkeye?

Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.

Bill: What did you do?

Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.

by Dr. Front Butt December 26, 2023

Rusty Shaver

Being or the wanting to become a man whore.

Me; Hey jack, are you a rusty shaver?

Jack; Whats that?

Me; its a yes or no question.

Jack; Ok no.

Me; good. you are not a man whore.

by OzZyFaN227 May 20, 2011

rusty jungle

A worn out ginger vagina covered in pubes and infested with living creatures such as crabs (lice)

Yo bruh, stay away from that bitch. She's got a straight up rusty jungle.

by John Doe jangles April 26, 2014

Rusty fishhook

An action of shoving your index finger into another's rectum forming a hook and then pulling down bringing them to their knees

I haven't been able to sit down since tod gave me that rusty fishhook last night

by KillTheGestapo August 06, 2017

Rusty fish hook

A rusty fish hook is when you stick your finger in your own anus and curl that finger and put it in someone's mouth and pull outward.

My girlfriend is so grimy she begs me for the rusty fish hook.

by ThroatOGagginz March 11, 2016

Rusty fish hook

I was behind this girl,so I stuck my finger in her butt,when she turned and looked at me,I hooked her like a fish....

She was so hot I rusty fish hooked her..

by The dirty one.. July 19, 2024

don rusty

Guy with a big dick. Women usually run from its size. Certified asshole and alcoholic. Usually one who has seen all and done all.

I have don rusty it.

by crod20162017 December 20, 2016