Nate's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of gore or child porn approaches.

person 1: *posts ronnie mcnutt's final moments*
person 2: "yep, nate's law"

by xeralock June 19, 2024

1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel

No means yes

Victim: “noooo-“
Daniel: *enters

This is the 1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel

by The Thongler March 6, 2024

Karamazov's Law

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

That Instagram model's husband is a victim of Karamazov's law, the poor guy.

by ProudBoomer January 7, 2021

5th law of thermodynamics

L's always attract to nigels.

the 5th law of thermodynamics dictates that if you have any friends that are named Nigel, they are 100% guaranteed to get L's

by jackwilliebob July 11, 2022

Godlose Law

Internet adage stating that as an online discussion drags on, the likelihood

someone is going to make a comparison to Trump significantly increases.

The Godlose Law is the ugly brother of the Godwin Law.

by Ausaris September 12, 2025

Guile's Law

The idea behind Guile's Law is a song from a popular video game (mostly fighting games) become famous and mainstream. The song will be played by many people even if they are not fans of the series or even interacted with it. A famous example is Guile's theme. How many people you know have heard of his song but are not apart of the Street Fighter fandom? Another one is Giorno's theme song. It has been played to death of all people beyond the Jojo fandom and has reached mainstream status. As of writing this, it stands at 66M views

Kyle: Hey Dave, you heard of Holy Order II?
Dave: Yeah, but I don't play Guilty Gear
Kyle: Really? I didn't think it be this popular. That's Guile's Law for ya.

by Nibba_Binks June 17, 2020

Murphy's Law of Accessibility

Refers to the infuriating situation of something you need's usually being at the bottom of a pile, at the back of a drawer/shelf, etc.

I have a 2--vertical-layers-deep stack of plastic totes for storing my DVD-collection, arranged in alphabetical order. It's often the case that the disc I want to watch has a title that is near the end of the alphabet, though, and so I hafta laboriously remove all da rest of da crates to access the very back/bottom box... yep, a classic case of Murphy's Law of Accessibility!

by QuacksO October 13, 2018