tarderly

a dumbass fucker.

Josie is a tarderly

by Razor Kilsom January 12, 2025

Tardalard

A fat retard.

"You're such a tardalard."

by EnderThatGuy January 29, 2025

Tardis

Politically incorrect slang for retard, often used in its place by people trying to circumvent the repercussions of using the original word.

Clive was acting retarded, so Pete called him a Tardis.

by DrWhom69 March 3, 2025

tardscreed

Commonly found in political social media comments, the tardscreed is typed out of anger in a combination of all caps, no punctuation or indecipherable sentence structure. The tardscreeder imagines themselves to 'own' whoever they are replying to but really ends up making themselves a spectacle instead.

Billy Bob wanted to own Stacy in the comments, but his Tardscreed was indecipherable gibberish which only provoked other readers to comment on his mullet.

by penislandoasis March 7, 2025

Tardigan

Another word for child.

This tardigan is noisy as fuck its making me go insane.

by TheMCveteran March 12, 2025

Tardle

When someone is in late to an appointment but hasn't left the house yet

"Where're you?"
"I'm sorry, I'm in tardle!"

by The_prazar_it March 17, 2025

tardification

The process of adding the suffix "-tard" to various words, usually describing a group of people.

Used in general ly pejorative terms, derived from the offensive word "retard." These terms are used in an attempted derogatory manner but can be relentlessly mocked and turned back on the person using it.

Examples: Conspiratard, Trumptard, Libtard

Him: Is the entire government administration just chock-full of conspiratards??
Her: Please stop this relentless tardification

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 23, 2025