by Mimi420 August 29, 2021
1) Plush little knitted fellow modeled after the heroic underdog Battlebot simply known as Rusty. Debuted in Season 6, Episode 10 starting at 1:03:35.
2) when a vending machine doesn’t work and the chosen snack falls and gets stuck on the way down. Instead of kicking/shaking the machine, the customer tries to reach in to grab the snacks and gets himself stuck.
2) when a vending machine doesn’t work and the chosen snack falls and gets stuck on the way down. Instead of kicking/shaking the machine, the customer tries to reach in to grab the snacks and gets himself stuck.
1) Oh that Stuffed Rusty is just adorable! His pneumatic drill arms even move! And he has the salad bowl head!
2) Person one: “Hey guys look, Todd from accounting said the machine stole his Cheetos, so he went after it and he got stuck.”
Person 2: That’s one Stuffed Rusty right there.
2) Person one: “Hey guys look, Todd from accounting said the machine stole his Cheetos, so he went after it and he got stuck.”
Person 2: That’s one Stuffed Rusty right there.
by monthy March 15, 2022
The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.
Why get a Rusty Trombone when you could get a Rusty First Hand?
by Arcum Dagsson November 06, 2013
A sexual encounter with an aged female that results in multiple abrasions and lacerations from boutique jewelry that may necessitate a tetanus shot.
by El Jefe Diablo October 03, 2019
When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.
I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!
by Scottydoes213 February 28, 2021
Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.
Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.
by muphinman January 05, 2022
by bentgenius July 27, 2017