RUSSIAN state Funeral 

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

RUSSIAN state Funeral by Murray the K September 6, 2022

Russian Thunderbolt 

A sexual act of twatting an ejaculation top bins of your birds mouth. Commonly mistaken with the Japanese Firebolt, a sexual act where you ejaculate with such passion and aggression, you send your bird back to 1974.

Boy, your Russian Thunderbolt was the best I’ve ever seen!

Russian Thunderbolt by anonymous September 13, 2022

Russian Oloper

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Upside down creeper

upside down creepers are russian olopers

Russian Oloper by  September 20, 2022

russian proposal 

A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her

Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal

russian proposal by sukkon September 29, 2022

russian coin purse 

A Russian anal gape associated with the pornstar alysa gap.

Omg did you see the size of that Russian coin purse? I could fit a years salary in there.

russian coin purse by RedsQueeny October 6, 2022

Russian asset 

Anyone that disagrees with the narrative of the Democratic Party

Person 1: I'm leaving the Democratic Party. They no longer represent my values

Person 2: Wow. You are such a traitor and a Russian asset!

Russian asset by ReaperMan26 October 11, 2022

Russian HandStand 

When some one sits on a bottle of vodka and does a hand stand in an attempt to get drunk faster than they would by drinking it.

I heard Chad did a Russian Handstand last night at the party!

Russian HandStand by Big_Dictionary October 13, 2022