bonsai penis

Like a penis, only smaller.

"She wasn't too impressed with my bonsai penis"

by W48 November 12, 2014

penis warfare

When one smacks there own penis against another's, pretending they are swords.

"Dude! Let's have some penis warfare after school today!"

"Sure, man! Sounds like fun!"

by POOPand /sex! December 5, 2014

stale penis

Andrew Priest

Gee, that Andrew priest kid is a real stale penis

by stale fungus July 8, 2015

penis trickle

When something turns you on so much a little comes out

That food was so good it made my penis trickle

by Disco D August 31, 2015

Industrial Penis

Extremely abnormally large penis. Heavy as concrete. Terrifying

"Why John that's quite a large industrial penis"

by wreckedflame July 19, 2016

penis clap

When a man violently swings his penis and makes a clapping sound against his thighs.

I heard John can penis clap for a minute straight!

by bobbycat December 6, 2016

Penis Wiggler

Someone who plays with a lot of penises. An alternative to being called a hoe or slut.

That girl is a penis wiggler!

by BubblButtt January 24, 2017