Real Magic

Any time Brenda and Christopha are with each other

Do you remember the real magic at Okee?

by holidaylove January 8, 2021

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Real People

Oh? Am I not real people to you? This has always been the dynamic. Noah isn't better than me. I'm not learning anything. You're a piece of shit and your cried like a bitch because you know I'm right. This isn't an argument. It's an execution. And I'd rather die than try and lose to a fucking retard.

Hym "Hey.... Heyheyhey... You don't gotta tell me about real people! I know AAAAALL ABOUT real people. You see, real people say things like 'Fuck your kids. And still my only regret is that I can't kill ALL of them. But that's fine. Whatever percentage of boys will age out of relevance and kill themselves anyway and whatever percentage of girls will do the same. Or they'll kill eachother. And it's so fucking crazy to me that peoples minds just spontaneous malfunction like that it's just so fucking weird that that happens and there's just nothing else going on there AT ALL. It's just their own brains! Nothing outside of their own brains is causing that to happen it's like they live in some kind of solipsistic holodeck and I'm watching from the outside...' Oh. Hey. No. Check your clock."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

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Real Analysis

Math from the planet nahfalafagus. We use latex and take turns doing the notes. Tom“teaches” it.

Real analysis makes math majors question why they chose that major.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 15, 2024

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real high kid

-someone who's really high
-a n00b at smoking marijuana

stoner one- *laughs un-controllably and falls over*
stoner two- damn dude. that's one real high kid right there.

by Kotton Kopter March 16, 2008

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Real life

For toronto manz to use when they agree with something. pretty much like “real shit” but better

man 1: yo shammah i such a goof
man 2: real life bro

man 1: this goof keeps talking all that gaza on the net

man 2: real life bro we finna catch this man lackin at yd shawts said he finna slide tomorrow

by @Nolimitmb23 ig November 27, 2020

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