Fri Ninja

A sneaky person who will always steal your fries, you wont notice until it's to late.

Kyli : D

person 1: Dude what happened to your fries?

Person 2: KYLI????

person 3: You are officially a fri ninja! xD

by Kyli: FRI NINJA OF NINJIALITY! September 25, 2011

sperm ninja

When you a guy is about to cum and they pull out and shoot in the girls eyes

Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here

by THE T!M February 27, 2015

porch ninja

a lazy ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja

by a lazy ninja October 25, 2013

Ninja Fucked

Meaning to rape.

I ninja fucked that bitch last night thanks to some pills I slipped in her drink.

by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019

Ninja Docker

docking is the act of putting something in your urethra. In layman's term, its the act of shoving a dildo up your penis hole. a ninja docker is some one who puts their penis up another penis so fast that the other person doesnt even feel it or know what just happened.

guy 1: i'm not sure what just happened but wow does my penis feel awesome.

guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked

or

look at that dude he is such a ninja docker

by Dr McNinjaDocker September 22, 2011

new york ninja

The New Yorkers who wear black shoes

Man the guy is a real New York ninja with those black adidas

by Glock42 January 13, 2016

head ninja

When a girl starts an argument and some how turns it around to be your fault regardless and then you begin to think it was your fault all along.

I totally pulled a head ninja on mark the other day over the $9000 Gucci bill. I told him if he stayed home with me more I wouldnt spend as much money, so then he started crying and apologizing for not being around as much.

by QueenHeadNinja December 04, 2009