one upper

* Calling everyone out, stating that you are indeed better than them without actually saying so.
* Too imply that you are or have done something long before anyone else had even thought about doing it.

Me: Fuck ya we get paid tonight its the 15th!
Hanson: Yeah well i get paid an hour and a half before everyone else!
Everyone: ZOMG WTF Who says that? And how is that fucking possible that you get paid 1.5 hours before everyone else!?!!!?!?!?! Dude your a fucking One Upper!

by AD2 December 15, 2008

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sneak one in

To try to have sex with a woman while she is sleeping. Usually this is done to a girlfriend or wife. Otherwise some of the more conservative people could profile this act as rape.

Guy 1: Hey man what are you doing?
Guy 2: Nothing just at my house and my girl is asleep and I really need to bust a nut.
Guy 1: I recommend you sneak one in.
Guy 2: Capital idea!

by Senor Ringpiece August 18, 2009

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one up

another way of saying "fuck you!"
the term is taken from the middle finger gesture. When you flip someone off, youre holding "one up"

Guy one: Ayo, your moms is a milf.
Guy two: One up bitch!

by new slang January 16, 2005

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fat one

An overly sized penis (like my own).

Nice hair faggot. Choke on a fat one fucker!

by Huge fucking dick April 1, 2004

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One Love

One Love, The One Love, and One Lovers: An organization based around blogging website TheOneLove.org. Musicians, artists, music industry professionals, and fans blog for charities of their choice - all ad revenue goes to charity!
Bloggers and readers are referred to as "One Lovers"

"Hey One Lovers! Check out the new blog from The Wellingtons on The One Love."

by CynthiaB123 January 17, 2009

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