Max

Scary pervert with a creepy sense of humor

Dude : That guy is so weird

Girl : ikr he’s such a max🤮

by AwesomeAddison June 16, 2018

Max

Max keeps bullying me for being a catboy. Help.

Me: Nya~

Max: Shut up.

Me: Mooom. Max is being mean.

by sookyhehe November 22, 2021

Max

A god of all sorts which if placed in an arena with any fictional character would dominate. Short for Maximum Destruction, he usually takes the form of a cat. Almost a skinwalker.

"I bet Max could beat Goku"

by Oni1604 September 28, 2022

Sam and max

A underground comic mad by Steve Purcell about a gay dog(sam) and a lagomorph(rabbit) named max

Me :I love Sam and max

Joe mama:it's alright

by Bing soy testical April 9, 2024

Max

Probaly the most amazing person on planet earth, they always make sure their friends are okay and happy even though they can be bitch sometimes. They have the softest brown eyes that sparkle and glisten in the light. They'll do anything for their loved ones, litturally anything. Maxs are some of the funniest people ever who never fail to make you smile not once. They can have anyone fall down to their feet no matter what. They're smile is so sweet and kind, just one look and they can win anyone's heart. I love you more than anything else in existence, max <333.

Max: *sigh*, when will I ever find love?
Everyone else in existence: eXScUSE mE?

by Could be someone you know January 23, 2022

Max

Is the sexiest person alive. You are overly luck to have your hands on someone like Max. He is not popular but is the under study of some one popular. And he has a big...........PERSONALITY! Anyway you are lucky to have a max in your life. And commonly plays the trombone.

Ooooooo is that max hes hot

by DSuvBDv June 6, 2019

Max

Max is an awesome person. He loves sports, is the most loyal friend someone could have and is one of the funnest people you have ever met. Hold onto Max, he will be one of the greatest friends you will ever have.

Guy 1: Who’s that guy over there, he looks awesome
Guy 2: Ih that’s Max, he is the greatest person I have ever met

by MacAndCheese358 November 23, 2021