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Cell Shower

The act of taking a shower and using your cellphone at the same time.

Not to be confused with "shower sleep".
Dorm mate 1: "Why is James taking so long?"
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."
by MST3K I like September 26, 2025
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Shower bowling

When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball
Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!
by Shower bowling October 16, 2022
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June showers bring scary tornadoes

Man, those June showers bring scary tornadoes
by cool dude ste June 28, 2017
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take a shower

Cyraxx: something idk
MusicBizMarty: "take a shower"
by 7568ino December 28, 2024
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Hobo Shower

The act of mother nature sprinkling her luscious juices on those damn dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.
I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleway, but now it's ruined. Damn hobo showers.

A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
by ItsHardyTime February 25, 2011
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rustic shower

a rustic shower is when you direrea all over your love partner
poop all over your love partner and have fun with your rustic shower
by poop jobber October 17, 2011
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Shower Beater

Did you hear about ____? They're a shower beater!
by Southern Fella February 2, 2021
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