chuckle fart

When you laugh so hard a fart involuntarily escapes

My dad thought the cat video was so funny he chuckle farted and the entire office turned to look at him.

by Kizzdizzog February 12, 2014

fart shorts

Fart Shorts are the ratty, old sweat shorts you pull on after coming home from work and changing out of your really nice clothes. You fart in them.

Why are you using my fart shorts to wash your car, Dan?

by handle&&7 April 21, 2014

fart fanugan

Somebody who farts on an hourly basis and is proud of their terrible smell.

My boyfriend is such a fart fanugan! He's marinating in his smell.

by FartFanugan1 April 27, 2014

fart amnesty

A zone where farting is permitted without comment or criticism. Usually decided with the significant other, and often the fart amnesty zone is the bed.

- Yesterday, Katy and I decided that the bed was a fart amnesty zone. Boy I thought I would be the one abusing it ...

by JeanTheBean April 25, 2014

safety fart

Passing wind, whilst sitting on the toilet in case follow through occurs

Jane didn't trust the vindaloo she had just eaten, would she follow through are not.. a safety fart was the only viable option

by howard1976 June 10, 2014

fart paranoia

The fear to pass gas, usually brought on by sharting.

"Why does Ricky keep going to the bathroom?"
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."

by Weregoat July 1, 2014

Circle Farting

Much like circle breathing, circle Farting is when you flatulate, and when you feel more coming, finish what is left of one fart while simulaneously pulling out another, extending the length of the fart.

I tried to hide it, but I had so much gas building up at once, I ended up circle farting nonstop!

by Big Saxy October 28, 2014