Etown College

The absolute worst college in all of America. Full of ugly bitches, libtards, and home of the corniest parties ever.

Person 1: Yo you tryna party at Etown College tonight bro?
Person 2: Fuckssss no babyyyy I'd rather choke my chicken all night. There will be 80% dudes 20% bitches and 19.8% of the bitches look like my left testicle.

by Barack Huessin Obama September 20, 2022

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Community College

A uniquely American institution. A high school with ashtrays. A place that accepts everyone.

Person 1 : Community College is such a joke
Person 2 : No it's not, it is for smart people & I have a 4.0 GPA
Person 1 : Haha

by ProfessorOake September 24, 2020

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narmer american college

pretty cool school in egypt!

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by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 5, 2025

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Narrabundah college

a school that values academic excellence over all else and shuns losers for their lack of intellect.

"I go to Narrabundah college"
"you must be a very sad person"

by the one and only manny July 22, 2020

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

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Alexandra College

A private school in south Dublin known for hockey, D4 accents, and Mr C. The students regularly partake in activities like Tribe, vaping, applying fake tan, and pulling the piss out of Mr Carol.

If used in a sentence, it is to be pronounced with the strongest D4 accent you can muster.

"Oh my god, you go to Alexandra College? You must be loaded."

by anonymous October 5, 2022

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