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Brad is the guy who will fuck anyone. He’s a hairy son of a bitch with a big cock and balls that’ll satisfy you with a nice big load. He will fuck you with absolutely no mercy until he’s satisfied and he’ll fuck you like his own personal bitch. You better be ready for his climax because you’re about to get a double barreled shotgun in the face but you’ll keep coming back for more
Person 1: So I met this new guy and I really like him
Person 2: What’s his name?
Person 1: Brad
Person 2: Oh you’re in for a real treat
by TheKitchenIsMySavior June 5, 2018
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Brad owns tweezers, he is also very game and has about a 2 inch penis, he likes guys but also likes a bit of she males
Brad is so gay
by ManDemHandMen May 8, 2018
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Brad

The varsity football star who will fool around with all of the girls. Also a douche. Spends weekends in the gym and orders water at the bar.
by AmGoodBoy1 August 7, 2018
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The cutest, hottest, coolest, sweetest, bestest, cutest guy you will ever meet. When I met first Brad I saw he eating the double footlong chicken asiago with guac. Usually when asked if he has eaten he tends to say that he already had is blueberry protein shake. He likes to wear tight green tanktops and orange camo cargo pants. A Brad tends to vape huge cloud from his dab pen and hang with his "black" friends. You'll never find another man with a better body fat percentage. Overall Brad is the cutest, hottest, coolest, sweetest, bestest, cutest guy you will ever meet.
Brads believe they are the alpha males of the modern society.
by God Vape November 28, 2018
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A weak man most commonly found in the northern Virginia area. Referred to as "NOVA boi."
Hey do you guys want to come over to my place to watch the Bachelor premier and drink wine? What are you, a Brad?
by Novaboi69 January 6, 2019
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Brad on a bonnet

When a guy called Brad jumps on the bonnet of a girls car at a pedestrian crossing to get her number.
Hey Brandon did you see Brad on a bonnet?
Yeah mate he was trying to get that girls number.
by Tyranasurus Wreck January 16, 2019
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Verb - to leave a woman (or man) within 6 months of marrying them.
It was a beautiful wedding, but 3 weeks later he'd braded her
by Com Mate June 14, 2019
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