Dirty Bird 

A blunt that is filled with all the left over weed from your roaches.

we didn't have enough money to buy a new bag so we decided to roll up a dirty bird.

Dirty Bird by Bigblk212 April 29, 2009

J-bird 

Referred to a person who is in and out of jail often. Also used to refer to an asshole; or both combined.

That boy Nassty such a J-Bird.

J-bird by DarkAngel22 March 15, 2014

Munch my bird 

It pretty much means eat me out but instead of pussy your talking about ass

John:why you such a fag nigga?
Kyle:yo munch my bird nigga
John:eww faggot

or

Shanaynay:bitch munch ma bird and suck ma clit

Munch my bird by iKenjii September 13, 2009

Blue Bird Syndrome 

When the doctor drugs you up with so many painkillers then sends you home after.

After surgery the doctors drugged me up I was so out of it for days so I had blue bird syndrome for awhile

Blue Bird Syndrome by MinkiePinkieallie July 27, 2010

early bird special

take a couple twizzlers, use them to vaginally pleasure your woman, eat them, then vomit them back up on her chest to which you then use as lube to titty fuck her til orgasm

After the movies I decided to give Susie an early bird special using the leftover candy we had

early bird special by Aric & JenJen January 14, 2008

Mother Bird 

v. to ejaculate into a partner's mouth. And subsequentally to have them feed it back to them.

You better mother bird for me ho, before I slap you.

Mother Bird by Edalexben March 12, 2008

Absurd Bird 

A hand gesture in which one hooks both thumbs together and flaps their fingers like a bird's wings. Like its cousins awkward turtle and tmi turtkey, absurd bird is meant to show just how absurd a situation is. The more absurd the situation, the higher absurd bird flies.

Twilight Fan: Have you read Breaking Dawn yet?!

Random Guy: Yeah, absurd bird was flyin' high the whole time.

Absurd Bird by Anonymous3827264832 September 29, 2008