anal ternative

were there is an alternative to anal

damn this is hard anal is there an anal ternative

by the demi fucker October 29, 2014

anal retainer

A device used to repair ones rumpus after being anally raped by a fat guy.

Omg!!! Now i need an anal retainer!

by MuDaRy October 29, 2005

anal hook

Inserting a thumb or between one and four fingers into a girl's ass and then using your hand to drag her across the bed.

Larry used an anal hook to pull Jenny back across the mattress to blow him.

by HK852 June 27, 2014

Anal Leakage

When something in so absolutely amazing that there is no way to contain it.
anal leakage can just be used as a response to a question or just as a general comment. it can also be used in different ways and tenses.

Tim: i got your favourite booze.
Jimbo: thats just anal leakage.
beer makes my anus leak
my anus was leaking so hard lastnight

by Emmo God April 22, 2006

anal toss

having anal with a girl whilst fisting her in order to toss urself off

yo ben n dan had a rare anal toss wit dat bitch blood everywhere

by GSG January 9, 2007

anal scorcerer

huge cock

john is an anal scorcerer

by Shenkman January 2, 2009

Anal Tears

Diarrhoea, severe Diarrhoea.
Your ass is crying, Diarrhoea.
All wet and runny, Diarrhoea.
Just like tears, Diarrhoea.

Had a right dodgy kebab lastnight, made my arse cry this morning, it cried anal tears.

by PantsofSor April 27, 2008