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yassified yaseefa turd 

A person who is secretly in the closet (it’s okay we all support u) but everyone knows bc they are super yassified. Not to mention, they are also the ultimate turdhead so we include the turd in it.
Yusuf is yassified yaseefa turd and he knows it.

white knuckle turd trot 

The way you walk when you’re holding a shit in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!

white knuckle turd trot 

The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!

Dickshart Shame Smellington the turd

Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.
Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.

BIG FAT TURD 

A new trendy way to describe Emily Goodyears angles
Can you smell that big fat turd from fezzy
BIG FAT TURD by GETOFIT December 10, 2023

Skinning a Turd 

You will try anything to make that Extra Penny even though your latest venture won't stop your business from sinking and you from going broke.
I See the poor old dears that own the local post office and petrol station have started a takeaway out their side window. They're skinning a Turd as they won't get anymore customers....
Skinning a Turd by Lordlucan November 28, 2024