Muffin

a type of muffin cake muffin ish cake muffin

ITS MUFFIN TIME!!!!!!

by mynamehere;o August 12, 2021

poof muffin

The nice form of saying fart. As some people think fart is a bad word

My mother made me say poof muffin instead of fart when I was growing up. She felt fart was a bad word. When I got older I was teased for using poof muffin instead of fart

by Moom1 July 8, 2020

kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 22, 2021

sussy muffin

Sussy muffin is a term used to declare something suspicious.

For an example, you open your muffin thinking is a chocolate chip muffin... but it's actually a blueberry muffin

Jessica is a sussy muffin because she said she couldn't go to work because she was sick.... but I caught her at the bar.

by anonymous December 20, 2022

Creampie muffin

After filling your girl with cum, she drips creamie on a muffin and then eats the muffin.

The creampie has to make a frosting like cover on the muffin

She was so hungry, after we fucked she ate a "creampie muffin"

by JMKL12345 January 29, 2020

drop a muffin

Fart. Cut the cheese.

Whoa!.... did you drop a muffin?

by Ree Ree Horn January 13, 2014

Muffin Smusher

Muffin Smusher, or "Muff Smusher" for short is another word used we use your manhood, or to describe a male slut.

Jimmy took a ball right in the muffin smusher

or

Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher

by Donl;asDonny September 5, 2018