Fart Fetus

The gurglings and rumblings in your lower intestine that soon form into a healthy fart birthed from your anus.

As soon as Steve felt a kick, he tried to get out of the elevator, but he gave birth to his fart fetus before he could escape.

by BlueAvenger1 April 28, 2013

Reconnaissance Fart

A small fart released prior to releasing the complete fart to test the volume and potency of the stench while in the company of others.

I had to do a reconnaissance fart while I was sitting at dinner with my girlfriend and her parents because I wasn't sure if it was going to smell like ass.

by Steven&Stewart October 30, 2011

Ant Fart

A major incident or issue that has occurred, but you forgot to mention to someone important that should have been informed.

Umm, Mary and I got married last week. Sorry for the Ant Fart

by Ant Farter January 28, 2020

inside fart

You are at the brink of passing gas, but you are in a place you can’t expel. So, you suck the fart back in and rip one inside yourself. Your stomach then creates the flatulent noise, but everyone just thinks you are hungry. This is the inside fart.

I was meeting my girlfriend’s parents for the first time and had to let one go, but instead I decided to inside fart.

by Chocolate Assholes September 23, 2020

ventriloquist fart

A ventriloquist fart is when you stare down someone else after you cut a fart so people around you will suspect the other person.

My Dad cut a silent fart on the elevator and started staring at this other guy. All the other passengers started staring at the other guy too. My Dad made a dummy out of him. It was the perfect ventriloquist fart.

by Omphalos October 26, 2012

slough fart

When a fart has the thick and terrible aroma of a duck slough or swamp

"dude, those burritos gave me some slough farts!"
"dude, it's a slough fart!"

by Sknudson April 7, 2008

fart shack

The little shack inside your ass where your farts live.

Sorry for the smell, my fart shack just exploded.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 3, 2023