by Urgardianangel December 22, 2020
Get the Christian mug.Maranatha Christian Academy a high school in Oakwood Georgia, in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. if you haven’t actually gone to Maranatha or know someone who goes there, chances are when you pass by it you will not only not realize it’s a school but you also probably just won’t not ice it at all. The people who run the place are grouchy old farts who call you out on everything and so are some of the teachers, but there are a few teachers that really come in clutch and you’ll never forget. The students at Maranatha are people who are either toxic or amazing. There is no in between but either way they remember each other for life because the students at Maranatha have all gone through the same shit so unfortunately they’re all bonded for life whether they like it or not.
by trexx19 October 24, 2019
Get the Maranatha Christian Academy mug.Normally, If you type in on Urban Dictionary the word or Name Christian you will find definitions like he is a great friend that is there for you or something like Christian is the type of boyfriend that is always very sweet to you but really it's not like that at all.There are alot of people with the name Christian and I'm sure that there are plenty of people with the name Christian that are kind,nice,and sweet but really,The one and only Christian that I have met has been my boyfriend but he wasn't the kind of boyfriend that was always sweet to me.I met a Christian that wasn't charming and caring like someone else had said,I met a Christian that had called me a Stupid girl.This particular Christian has made me cry myself to sleep or feel a level of sadness that no one could comprehend.I have gone through so much stuff with this guy and so much stuff has happened like my heart being broken.I hope to find another Christian that is nice,sweet,and one of a kind.But, this is the real world and people like Christian will always be around that will tell you something to make you feel like trash.So,I hope that if anyone meets a good ,and kind Christian,they keep them around forever the way that I couldn't.
Girl:" What happened?Are you okay? Why are you crying?"
Other Girl:"I don't know what to do.I'm crying because of Christian".
Girl:"I'm so sorry".
Other Girl:"I don't know what to do.I'm crying because of Christian".
Girl:"I'm so sorry".
by 700@201 October 10, 2018
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A great friend that's there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with your problem. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantabulous person you could ever meet. :). He also says he’s fat but is not.
Christian is a bomb
by That_one_child July 23, 2018
Get the Christian mug.A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.
Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021
Get the Cooter Christian mug.Christian is a wonderful and amazing friend😊 He ALWAYS makes you laugh and he is really funny😂 Loves his video games and is like the best at them📱( But May not admit it but it’s true🤫) He gets the best gifts for every occasion even though he doesn’t have to😏 AND DONT FORGET he loves his spray candy.....
by NessieG February 21, 2019
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