tree shaming

Shaming people who buy trees that are specially grown and cut for Christmas and then disposed.

After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

jism tree

Basically the same thing as a whore or slut. Just way more demeaning.

I bet dat ho smell like a jism tree after getting mutted last night.

by Spratt626 November 17, 2015

Tree Of Wisdom

The Tree Of Wisdom is a large Sweetgum Tree growing on top of a hill that is called the Hill Of Wisdom, which is on an island or is a high point surrounded by Bald Cypress Swamp where alligator sightings occur.

The Tree Of Wisdom on the Virginia Peninsula is one of the most sacred sights for North American Aliyite Muslims and for the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Tribe.

by ZAYDIYYAH DEFENSE December 17, 2024

Trees

A wonderful name for someone who is only one person, very short, and very weak.

Hey Trees! You’re short!

by thetreesknees August 28, 2021

brown tree stick

Its a fucking stick, how do not know what a fucking stick is....What the fuck. BOOTY HOLE.....

I shoved a brown tree stick up my ass.

by Fuck a 11111 February 20, 2019

Tree (3)

In radio/military slang, tree means three. It was changed like that to minimise mistakes made when non-native speakers pronounced number "three".

Zero (0) tree (3), this is Spook. Happy to comply, I'm on my way. Spook out.

by Tomsow(12) February 11, 2021

Tree

Thing where the dogs pee

A: Oh no, my dog shit my Christmas tree! 😪
B: well, that's sad...

by whoisalex? November 6, 2021