Testie Toe

the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.

i was freeballin in my umbros and noticed i had a mean testie toe

by rieyin July 8, 2011

Stubbing your toe

One of the deadliest situations known to anyone.

I hope you start Stubbing your toe, Jimmy.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

what's his toes

Who is that? What's his name?

It's that movie with what's his toes in it.

by gflavor January 19, 2024

Taco toe

When Becky runs over Jimmy's little chunky toe and makes it look like a taco toe.

One day Becky was ridding her hoverboard and ran over Jimmy's foot and he got done taco toed

by SportyObject5 September 2, 2021

joes toes

joes toes

OMG ESTER SUCKED ON JOES TOES!!!

by joe terrell June 13, 2022

Elephant Toe

Much like a "Camel Toe" except specific to an older woman.

Hey Kim, check out that old lady's elephant toe.

by AngelaKMS April 30, 2022

The Electric goat toe

When a man is having trouble getting aroused do to his very obese and very loose partner, folds his semi-flaccid penis in half and penetrates his partner to get the job done. The maneuver is complete when the penis becoming fully hard and rubs the vaginal walls causing orgasm and him making the O face.

This bitch I picked up at the bar was so bad I had to give the Electric goat toe.

by MeBoo2ichi May 31, 2019