by nrml February 12, 2024

Friend: Carries carton of eggs
Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares
Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares
by FlatPlanet3500 April 6, 2021

by kit10 April 10, 2022

by ISoWeird November 6, 2021

The best thing to exist in the entirety of mankind.
An egg is the most efficient way to eat children, while I usually like eating human fetuses I do enjoy me a good egg.
An egg is the most efficient way to eat children, while I usually like eating human fetuses I do enjoy me a good egg.
by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Nature's hand-grenade.
I wanted to prank the neighbors house out of revenge for getting raisins for Halloween from them so i'm going to use eggs, They're nature's hand-grenade :^)
by ExcelloAnima June 21, 2019
