You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025

cream soda

when you ejaculate and urinate at the same time, piss and cum.

Last night I pissed and came at the same time, I had some cream soda

by polystar August 23, 2022

Cream Pit

It's when you're in the Face Down Ass Up postion where you spread open your asshole. Then the top has to anally gape the asshole quickly like your digging pit. After sometime the hole is gaped you then have to cover it with a shallow grave of cum which would present a Cream Pit.

Damn I had my asshole cream pit last night with the guy I meant at the bar. He quickly gaped my asshole and then cover the gaping hole with cum.

by Ghxlu March 18, 2025

Ice Cream Money

A humorous remark on being wasteful and costing money that was meant for ice cream. Now no one gets ice cream.
A loss made by frivolousness, wastefulness, carelessness.

The framing crew boss yelled at his workers for using too many nails than needed, costing him money buying more nails. "Hey! You're spending my ice cream money!" They say this, yet the framing crew never sees any ice cream.

by matt000111 February 18, 2024

captivating cream

a cream color wall paint that gets laughed about in guided study

let's buy some captivating cream paint at wherein williams.

by aly_soccer9 December 2, 2021

White choaklit cream

White choaklit cream means white anal cream pie by caz milligan

He does white choaklit cream a lot

by Caz milligan v2 May 16, 2021

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023