Granny Fucker

Granny Fucker = Tyree

"Hey, you know who's a granny fucker? Tyree"

by shitfuckbitch July 15, 2021

Furlough Fucker

Furlough Fucker (noun) - A person who is paid 80% of their normal salary by the UK government and refuses to actually listen to it. Can often be seen flouting the rules and ignoring every step of government guidance. Constantly complain that they are not being topped up the extra 20% by their employer. Can commonly be seen in large crowds in parks, beaches, back gardens and everyone elses houses because they feel like the rules don't apply to them. Complain that some key workers get to go to the front of the queue at Supermarkets because they are the lucky ones that actually have a job and CAN go to work. Impartial to an illegal rave and copious amounts of laughing gas because it eases their pain of being furloughed and Covid-19 can't be transmitted whilst drunk, if it is transmitted then they just say that they were drunk. Lastly, complain that they are bored and unhappy about life so queue for hours outside stores and then spend an eternity inside to keep others out.

"Look at him, he isn't socially distancing"
"Oh well, he is probably a Furlough Fucker."

by Roberto_the_realisto June 18, 2020

Auschwitz Fucker

Someone who fucks Auschwitz

Person 1: hey I heard Fred’s been doing well lately
Person 2: yeah he’s a real Auschwitz fucker

by LilChimp March 16, 2022

Scallop-fucker

Someone who idolizes JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars and believes them to be the pinnacle of performance, even in there unmodified form. These people are generally very argumentative about the performance of these cars and are usually under the impression that they are the fastest cars on the road. These people usually believe this because of the dominant performance of these cars in movies, shows, and games like fast and furious, initial D, and need for speed.

Joseph is such a scallop-fucker
People who idolize JDM cars are scallop-fuckers

by SaltyTomato1 November 30, 2023

Boring mother fucker

BMF / a person that’s really boring

This guy is such a BMF. Boring mother fucker

by Christian_mws November 18, 2021

cum guzzling chicken fucker

The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him

You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!

by Cumchicken October 09, 2017

Ud fucker

The nickname given to United Dairy Farmers when a disgruntled person is forced to travel a long distance to the UDF to obtain what they need.

Horny Stud: "Damn it babe, it looks like I have make a run to UD Fucker"
Horny Babe: "What?! You're going to leave now?"
Horny Stud: "I don't have any condoms hoe!"

by Ktgeorge September 16, 2011