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sloppy Dallas

A sexual act where one's partner packs a lip of dip before blowing a man, covering the shaft in dip spit.
Man 1: Hey Soup give me a Sloppy Dallas

Man 2: No way McNasty
by Goonz Fan October 16, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

When a woman gives you a blowjob full of dip in it
Damn McNasty, I didn't know your stepsister gave such a good Sloppy Dallas brother.
by notsyy October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Lewie

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves
Friend one: it kinda smells like death?

Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!
by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021
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sloppy blurpee

A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.
Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?
by numberonebox August 2, 2023
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Sloppy Julius

When you chew on the foreskin and peel it backwards, after this you grab a bee, or an animal that stings and sting the tip, once the area is red and contains a lot of pus you repeatedly stab the area, allowing the pus to explode all over the mans private part. After this you deepthroat him, once the penis is fully engulfed you bite down piercing the veins leading to the blood spewing everywhere. Once the penis is no longer able to be erect, you stretch it and give yourself a blowjob, leaving the other person to continuously jerk you off.
My wife was tired of casual sex, so she decided to try out the infamous sloppy Julius, and never went back!
by I Love ABG's October 19, 2025
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Sloppy papi

When a guy pounds someone in the ass so hard it starts to bleed and the mans cock turns red and when he cums it’s a mix of blood, shit, and cum.
Oh yes papi, fuck me and give me a sloppy papi
by Uselessnamehere February 19, 2019
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Sloppy Dixon

To give an extremely messy blow job. Usually under a desk or in a public shower.
My wife gave me a sloppy dixon at work when she came to see me during lunch break.

I saw ol boy giving coach Rob a sloppy dixon when I walked into the showers after football practice.
by X3Trickster July 6, 2018
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