Rough riding rectal retard

Repeated dorkiness in one.

Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday

by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022

mullet ride

The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”

“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”

by HillbillyCousinFucker April 14, 2020

riding the rapids

When a woman ejaculates while you're fucking her in the pussy, you neither pull out nor let her squirm away but ram your cock in deeper to make her squirt harder.

"I hit it so good that I was riding the rapids after only five minutes of beating up them guts."

by xurdy999 December 2, 2015

Alabama sleigh ride

When you’re out on a family snow-cation with your cousins, and slide it in behind the fishing shack.

“Sharice and I went out to our Igloo for an ol’ Alabama sleigh ride”

by Biggg C February 26, 2023

Ride an Amigo

When a prostitute has sex with a Hispanic male.

Ohmigosh Britney, I hope Jose comes home with me tonight so I can ride an amigo.

by ThatMOHBitch August 8, 2016

ride or die

Sanjana Rajesh

"Omg, Sanjana. You're a ride or die. Amen. Retweet."

by baby_shefffffffff May 30, 2022

ride height

The height required if the person presents themselves as undoable...

Jeremy karate chopped himself across the front of his torso in response to a request if he was DTF some shorty to let them know they be too short to ride this ride for three ride height be higher

by D3V14T0R August 17, 2024