piss my bird

to be highly upset by someone, something, or just generally pissed off.

my boss is really going to piss my bird if he doesnt give me a raise.

by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010

Pissing in your pocket

To give someone an insincere compliment. A nice warm feeling in their pants.

"You have skills, I can't see how you didn't get that promotion ". (you don't have skills your a shit bloke really..just pissing in your pocket.)

by mr psuedonym April 9, 2015

Piss Up a Rope

A term used to express an unwillingness to engage in further conversation.

Jon: Hey Gary, are you going to get Mark that CD player?

Gary: Tell him to piss up a rope!

by The Boy Who Never Speaks November 3, 2011

Piss Water

The liquid left at the bottom of the bowl, after you've eaten all of the cereal and all the fat of the milk is absorbed.

Just ate a bowl of Krave, and all I was left with was a bowl of Piss Water

by Sir Butternubs October 14, 2012

Pissed-off-ness

The feeling of being annoyed to a very high extent.

That way I would have got rid of all my pissed-off-ness.

by Mohammad November 14, 2003

Piss in her ass

The act of having sex with a woman and showing appreciation by urinating in her anus.

R. Kelly pissed in her ass after hours of mindless children sex.

by Wigg January 19, 2004

pissing with the door open

Laying all cards on the table; having nothing to hide and no false pretence of dignity.

"You think that used car's more complicated than it is. I tell you it's a good deal, with no strings attached. The salesman's pissing with the door open!"

by MC Knockout September 20, 2006