Safety beer

During session drams (spirits), to take a safety break from the strong drink routine & slow down the alcohol intake with a beer.

The Legendary On Call Team around the Wedderlea Firepit: “aye, time for another round of nips”
The Bad Man: “I think I’m getting ahead of the project timeline here with the drams - I’ll just have a wee safety beer for now”
To be entered into the On Call Team Meeting Minutes…

by BobBEGGZ August 17, 2025

Root beer throat

When someone swallows a full load of semen, and chases it with soda.

"Man that Stacy girl gave me a righteous root beer throat."

by N4styn8 August 19, 2021

Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because the fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

Beer-o-matic

The act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.

If your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.

If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.

All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.

by TodiRow February 21, 2011

Beer

A rednecks best friend

That redneck’s best friend is his beer.

by Swag-o-Cato January 9, 2018

hillbilly beer

A warm beer.

Guy #1: Hey get me a beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.

by Billy of the Hills April 18, 2016

February Beer

A non-alcoholic beer to be enjoyed during dry February. Which is better than dry January because its shorter.

Do you have any February Beer? Im on the wagon, thanks!

by Higross February 6, 2023