dad

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DADS

Day After Drinking Shits. Everyone knows that shitting the morning after a night of drinking feels different- this phenomenon is called DADS.
I got so shit faced last night; I can feel my huge DADS coming.
by RussianJew December 30, 2020
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joe: "wheres your dad?
bob: "getting milk"
joe: "really mine too"
by thebestfactgiver March 03, 2022
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the man who left u when u were a child
mom: wheres ur dad at?
child: he went to the store when i was 3 and never came back.
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man, I drank so much last night and now today I have the dads.
by Hiimnellyy September 29, 2020
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Currently getting milk for the family, because he’s a good man.
“Dude, my Dad has been out for milk for 12 years!”
by SwissedCheesey December 14, 2018
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a man that ran away when you came down to earth
Son: Hey mom where is dad?
Mom: He went to get the m i l k...
by daddy owo January 03, 2022
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