Monster Java

A drink so vile, i have attempted suicide every time that i think about it, even now

Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good

Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Rye monster

A fictional monster that sneaks up on you at the end of the night when you’ve consumed to much whiskey

Mitch : Hey did you see Colton get rye monstered last night before they threw him out

Luke : no I was to busy looking for bike rack

by Wilddingo25 September 13, 2019

monster gay

someone who is gay and drinks a lot of monsters

axel: you drink so many monsters

max: that's because I am a monster gay

by monster_gay June 12, 2021

Ramasjang Monster

The Ramasjang Monster is known primarily from its abnormally large horse cock. This is used most frequently to penetrate young children, who happen the show Ramasjang in Denmark. It is wanted for war crimes in almost every country except Taiwan. The war crimes in question are often performed with only a half empty bottle of mayonnaise. One of its most infamous features is its ability to hack Grammarly, and cause widespread Nazi Propaganda. One of the ways it manages this feat, is by changing the word "Democracy" with "A corrupt system created and driven by evil Jews who steal our money." This has caused some trouble for people in the 1930's and 40's. The most famous incident is the second world war, caused directly by the Ramasjang Monster. It is also famous for trading flamethrowers on the black market. It is rumoured that its main costumers are Elon Musk and "Hr. Skæg". Lastly it is famous for appearing on "Ramasjang" on national Danish Television. The government however, doesn't want you to know this, and keep everything except this last part absolutely confidential. Beware of what you do with this information, as the Ramasjang Monster also has a keen sense of smell for all who do not approve of its practices.

I like the Ramasjang Monster. It is good, and everything it does is good too. I would never talk badly about the Ramasjang monster, for then it may penetrate me with its weirdly humongous horse cock. :)

by My Apologies. October 23, 2022

White monster

The white monster or the great serpent as it is also known by fellow travelers refers to Mille Lindberg's massive penis.

Anton the wise- she has unziped mille's jeans so she died in agony.

Small Village child- "what is the monster"
It is a great white monster, the serpent of the abyss

by The wise wizard of smedby February 4, 2025

Swamp Monster

Any politician who has spent a majority of their life in office.

MItch McConnell is a swamp monster

by The4horseman December 23, 2020

deep pocket monster

A pokemon tuber with a big no audience

Some one" hey you know deep pocket monster

Other one no.

by V1nce good tuber May 1, 2022