Mad Hatter

The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.

Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters

“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”

by Mike Honcho playgirl star November 21, 2019

ToEs MaD

ToEs MaD is an ongoing, increasingly popular phase among the youth. Not only that but it's also a group of people who come together to put their toes together and essentially 'toe fight'

Boy: Have you ever heard of that groupchat 'ToEs MaD'?

Girl: Yes, they represent all of us angry toe fighters.

by JamminPackin October 30, 2019

mad

when your mad you are upset that something happened.

people are mad.

by AGENT TOXIC January 5, 2021

Mad Fang

When something is really cool and exciting

Did you hear that Sam got a new car?
That's mad fang!

by goonedout January 12, 2024

Short Man Mad

A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.

Very mad but without anything to do about it.

“My manager has me short man mad bro”

“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”

by Rutebega July 21, 2022

Mads

Mads is always happy, he will do anything for you. He is very loyal, and the best friend you could wish for. He is always ready to hangout and have a good time.

Mads is my best friend, he is always there for me.

by Elsa2021 January 25, 2022

Mad Tear

A Mad Tear refers to boning anything and everything that will hold still long enough. often referred to as going on a mad tear or he is on a mad tear

I went on a mad tear last week and now it burns when I pee.

by Rip1 February 19, 2013